Dear Dan,

We must be meant for each other, we have so much in common, our souls are linked somehow.  I know I love you.  You are so handsome, so sexy.  Maybe I compliment you too much, I dunno.  But I really identify with you.

 

Dear Dan,

I am too stoned to write too much.  But I thought you might like to hear from me.  Maybe I kiss your lips sometimes. Do you want to?  I guess I would like to.  If I had the time, do you?

 

Dear Dan,

I would love to kiss and make to love with you.  I guess this is my last letter to you.  I don’t think you care about me.  I wish I didn’t love you so much.  I’m sorry this is so personal.  I don’t understand.

 

Dear Dan,

I am sorry my sweet gentleman, I have found another boyfriend and I won’t be writing you anymore.

 

Dear Dan,

I don’t know how to say this, but I have been rude to you.  I have an illness.  It comes out in my letters to you.  I do like you a lot.  I shouldn’t think about you so much, and I shouldn’t love you so much.

 

Dear Dan,

I don’t know what got into me in that last letter I wrote to you. It was so ugly.  I was horny.  I’m worried about you.  I love your voice and your eyes.  You are so beautiful and shy.  I love you.  Well, I’m in a mess here.  I don’t know what’s happening.  I may have to go into the hospital.  I haven’t been in seven years.  I think you are a doll, your music is ridiculous, what a genius you are.  PS, you have hot lips to kiss and I love your bod.  Your pants fit good.

 

Dear Dan,

How are you my sweet gentleman?  I have been getting in with the Century House crowd.  Every guy wants me.  They give me things.  I have a lot of boyfriends, I guess.  Your body looks like a puppet, it is so beautiful.  I have been to the bottom and I have been to the top.  I love your lips, they are so full, I love them.  I am an outgoing person.  I like to lay in bed after I wake up and cuddle my pillow.  This place should be fumigated.


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WALLS OF GENIUS

BIO

Walls Of Genius began to form in the fall of 1982 when two former members of a recently disbanded experimental punk/new wave band called Rumours Of Marriage started getting together to jam and party—not, heh-heh, necessarily in that order!  Taking their cue from the final sessions of their former band, which had continued to jam and record after the decision to disband had already rendered their setlist obsolete, Evan Cantor from Boulder and Ed Fowler from Denver eschewed structured songs for free-form fun and experimentation, including and involving whoever was around in the merriment and recording whatever they did as new original material, as opposed to mere practice.  Furthermore, while they played bass and lead guitar respectively in the deceased band, they now expanded into and onto whatever else was at hand, from flutes and percussion to toys and old records, and everyone else in the room did likewise.  Since the lineup forever changed, they considered it a new “band” every time Cantor ran the recording equipment, with names like the Dirt Clods or the Psychotic Bozos.  Cantor then rummaged through the raw material and edited the best parts onto a 90-minute “greatest hits” cassette—and a project was born!

 Before long, aspiring punk “singer”-songwriter Little Fyodor became involved and the three began to find they were taking it seriously enough to warrant a unified name.  Walls Of Genius was the title of the first tape they considered to be a bona fide release, and it was then chosen to be the name of the umbrella organization for all these myriad “bands.”  “Walls Of Genius Presents—Strange Rituals!” was what it said on the flyer for their first live performance.   Eventually, Walls Of Genius became the one name of the band, though it always was as much a project or even an underground cassette label as a band in the strictest sense.  Evan, Ed and Fyodor were the three core members (the Head Moron and Assistant Head Morons respectively!), though any particular piece could involve any one, two or three of them and/or various and sundry others.

 Ultimately, Walls Of Genius produced thirty cassette-tape releases as a band or label (or somewhere in between) by the time they ceased operations in the spring of 1986, and the majority of these tapes were a full 90 minutes long!  This output included eight releases by sister bands, two compilations and two tapes of recompiled previously released material, but the rest were comprised entirely of new and authentic Walls Of Genius material which included free improvisations, overdub projects, tape collage mixes and even some actual songs, both originals as well as covers, the merry troupe’s unabashedly crazed and demented treatments of which became one of their endearing hallmarks.  While WoG were serious about making good music, their endeavors were informed by a sense of irreverence and zaniness that was rarely far from the surface and was often splendifurously front and center!

 It’s no exaggeration to say that WoG quickly became one of the more well known outfits of the then burgeoning world-wide underground cassette network, a loose-knit group of musicians around the globe who released their music themselves on cassette tapes with varying degrees of ambition, often more interested in trading their work with each other than selling it.  This kind of activity continues to this day, of course, and some credit R. Stevie Moore with starting it in the late sixties.  But history will show that its first big burst of activity happened in the early 80’s when WoG was an integral part of it, becoming known for their humor, their prodigious output, cheeky marketing gimmicks such as Cantor’s Certificate of Genius (anyone could be certified a Genius for the asking!), and of course for their music, which received a grand multitude of reviews of all sorts in the equally burgeoning underground press of the day.  Among the many favorable reactions was a rave review in the young Option Magazine by Richie Unterberger, who has since written about Walls Of Genius for the All Music Guide online (http://www.allmusic.com/) and in his 1998 book, Unknown Legends of Rock ‘N’ Roll.  Little Fyodor has recently begun to reissue some of these classic cassettes on CDR.

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